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Version 1 Version 2G Em Well, it seems to me this old world's gone crazy, C D There's too much hate and killin' goin' on, G Em But when I see the bare chest of a woman, C D My worries and my problems are all gone, C Cause no one thinks of fightin' D When they see a topless girl, Em Maybe if you would show yours too, C D We could save the world, G D G Show them to me, Show them to me, C D Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free, G Em They look a whole lot better without that sweater, Now baby I'm sure you'll agree, C D If you've got 2 fun bags, G D Show them to me, G I don't care if they don't match, Em If one's bigger than the other, C D You can show me one, and I'll imagine the other, G Em Even if you're really old there's nothing wrong, C D Don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long, G D G Show them to me, Show them to me, C D Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see, G Just unrobe and show your globes, Em And we'll be in harmony, N.C. {spoken} If you've got dos chichis N.C. {spoken} Which is Spanish for 2 titties and I think we just saw 2 Spanish titties, D G Show them to me, C D I've met a lot of them, but never one I've hated, C D Even if you've had 13 kids, and you think they look deflated, C There's no such thing as a bad breast, D This much I know is true, C If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan, D G D G I'd love to see yours too, Show them to me, Show them to me, C D Just like those girls go wild on TV, G Just lean back and show your rack, Em And I'll be in ecstasy, C D G If you've got 2 kasobba's, show them to me, C D C D C'mon baby let me see, the whole world will live in harmony, G It'll do you good, and it'll give me wood, Em Baby, we'll make history, {pause} C D N.C. If you love your country, I'M GONNA SING IT ONE MORE TIME, C D If you love your country, N.C. {spoken} {name your town} do you love your country? C D Then get up and show them big ole titties to me... AHH-WOOOO!